Dementoville is now obviously titled the "Vat O' Fun"! This new title emphasises on how much FUN the new site will be, as it will indeed contain a lot of FUN!
If I didnt include any FUN, I would be lying!! And lying isn't listed under FUN!
So, hold on to your asses, ass-holders, because we're about to throw the FUN engine into OVER-FUN-DRIVE!
If you're anything like me, then you are probably out to kill me and take over my life then you absolutely love custom buddy icons for AOL Instant Messnanger. Unfortunately, not many out there are willing to open up whatever paint program they use and whip up 3 or 4 frames of 50x50 pixel animation and run it through any animated gif maker known to man. Luckily, one of my favorite late night passtimes is making AIM buddy icons. Heres a few of my best ones of all time, take a gander at these puppies and stick a few on your own AIM account.
These were made ages ago to kill some time while vinic was getting the lardpirates comic page working.
This is Gon, the coolest dinosaur EVER. Fuck that denver shit, hes a wimp compared to this 1 and 1/2 foot bundle of PURE RAGE. You piss this guy off, and he most likely will kick your ass, and anyone elses ass that might of heard the fight.
One of the greatest video game characters of all time. When he's not sticking up for his little brother or rescuing his girlfriend, hes winning a tournament of every sport known to man and bringing the trophy back to nekketsu high school. I guess you could call him Alex, if you're one of those uncultured fellows that never looked any deeper into Technos than River City Ransom.
BUB! While gon may be the most powerful, bub can most defenantly blow the biggest bubble. Bub's passtimes include rescuing his girlfriend from the cave of monsters and firing bubbles out of crossbows at other bubbles.
Not one of my best icons, I messed it up in the resizing. Poor Professor Theo, he deserves better after being kidnapped 4 times in one game, tied up, eaten, thrown halfway around a planet on multiple occasions, shot in the belly by a giant fireball, and ultimately beaten to a pulp by his own creation, which leads us to...
The Ultra Intergalactic Cyborg-G, Marina Lightyears! The greatest video game heroine of all time! Sure, Samus can launch 17 missiles at Mother Brain, but Marina here could pick up Mother Brain and throw her into a nearby star. She can catch lasers and throw them back at whoever shot it, which is quite a feat seeing as lasers are composed primarily of light. THATS HOW POWERFUL SHE IS! I love her.
A distant cousin of Professor Theo, Dr. White Gunstar commands the Gunstar Heroes, the elite gun-toting tagteam brothers of planet Gunstar-9. He stays at home with his assistant, Yellow Gunstar, while Red and Blue gunstar go out and fight evil. I would have a Yellow Gunstar icon, but you wouldnt belive how hard it is to catch the third frame in her total of 3 different sprites.
That about sums it up, boys and girls. See you next time, same old vat, same old site.
I've noticed all these "SHOW THE MUSIC INDUSTRY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!" polls, essay contests, and potluck dinners floating around the 'net lately, and instead of filling them all out, I'll put all I know about the music I like right here for the record companies to find. I mean, hell, if theyre that hard up for new ideas, they'll come looking for it.
Ska is good, and comes from Jamaica. Jamaicans are black. Some Jamaicans smoke weed, not to look "cool", but to feel the groove. Indy sounds like The Beatles would today if half of them weren't dead. Techno is crazy, man. you have to have talent to make techno. James Kochalka Superstar is the greatest entertainer in the world. The Aquabats are SUPER-RAD!! KOMPRESSOR does not dance. The only good thing to ever come from Good Charollete is their song "New Beginning". The above statement will never be proven wrong. Ever. I like songs about plumbers and mushrooms. not songs about plumbers and songs about mushrooms. songs about plumbers AND mushrooms, and the wacky hijinx created when the two forces are mixed. Japanese Rock is impossibly good. The Clash's "London Calling" is the greatest CD ever created. The RIAA are a bunch of stupid poopy-heads.
Vat O' Fun now officially has more content than the old dementoville! hoorj!
Im thinking of turning this place into a bullshit E/N site, since they seem to be coming back into style, and someones gotta pick up the slack for the really shitty ones.
FIRST ORDER OF BUISNESS: handing out tons of accounts and hoping someone has the initiative to actually post something. its the dementoville way!
EXCITING NEW IRC LATENIGHT FUNTIME GAME! FIND THE FURRY!
Objective of the game: to force your opponent into finding anthropomorphic animal porn on google image search. Those who are interested in furry porn act as referees. (or refurries)
Rules: 1. choose one opponent AT RANDOM out of those currently playing. 2. choose a google image search topic for them to use. (note: no searches like "rescue rangers yaoi" or "david gonterman yiffs a bear".) 3. opponent must go page by page into the search results until they find furry porn. 4. opponent must paste the link to the page, then to the image, and describe the image in at least 20 words. 5. if opponent can go 20 pages (or to the end of the search results) without finding furry porn, they win 10 no-fur points. (cheaters will be punished with finding 3 random furry porn images, linking them, and describing each of them in at least 40 words.) 6. if they find furry porn before 20 pages are up, base your score on this chart: 1-3 pages - 10 fur points 4-6 pages - 7 fur points 7-12 pages - 5 fur points 13-16 pages - 3 fur points 16-20 pages - 1 fur point 7. no-fur points can be used to lower any participants fur points by one fur point per no-fur point. 8. the winner is the first one to 100 fur points, or the last one to: a. lose intrest b. get sick c. come out of the furry closet d. leave irc forever in disgust e. die
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